Top Ten Old Money Names

  1. Henry Winston Morganthal V
  2. Burberry Louise Castermann
  3. Chino Polo
  4. Spumoni Jameson
  5. Winnifred “Spencer” Watson
  6. Xylophone Jones Coolant Jr. (Pronounced Huxley Arbeit Meuthe)
  7. Gail-Anne Elthorp
  8. Beryl Hanna Baumminster
  9. Pia Alexandria Smithson-Hannah
  10. Skeffington William Fuller

–LIS ’14

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