The Most Honest Cosmo Quiz You’ll Ever Take: Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard?

Entertainment — July 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard? Cosmo Tells It Like It Is! 1) You know he’ll be at his regular coffee shop at his regular time. What do you do? a. Put on a cute top and a big smile and run into him! Maybe you’ll start up a witty conversation and who knows, he could ask for your phone number! b. Get there early and hide behind a column; when he walks in, slip roofies into his coffee, drag him out back, tie...

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The Most Honest Cosmo Quiz You’ll Ever Take: Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard?

The Most Honest Cosmo Quiz You’ll Ever Take: Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard?
Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard? Cosmo Tells It Like It Is! 1) You know he’ll be at his regular coffee shop at his regular...
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