5 Things that Piss Me Off in Skyrim

Entertainment — January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Like most of the American, male, 14-24 year old population, for the past two months I’ve been playing a shit ton of Skyrim. Skyrim, in case you didn’t know/enjoy extraneous explanations, is a videogame which basically allows you to fuck around and do random quests in a magical world with dragons,...

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5 Things that Piss Me Off in Skyrim

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Like most of the American, male, 14-24 year old population, for the past two months I’ve been playing a shit ton of Skyrim....
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