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Some useful distinctions to help prepare yourself for a math class at Princeton! Myth: You will learn how to prove interesting mathematical statements like “e^iπ+1=0”. Math: You will struggle to prove the most trivial mathematical statements. This will lead you down an existential…
Christina Paxson (Brown University) A young, spry, 55 year-old seductress, Christina Paxson was elected the 19th President of Brown University back in 2012. And ever since then, Brown’s balmy Rhode Island campus has never been hotter! As President, Paxson has…
Dr. Lee’ s authoritative, yet kind gaze soothed me. “Go on,” he encouraged. “You’ve made so much progress. Say the words. You can do it.” My mouth felt like a seagull, tongue leaden with British Petroleum. I opened it anyway. “I’m”, I began, my voice cracking.…
Q: So how do I go about joining a club? A: Good question. We recommend starting by attending the Activities Fair in the fall. As you will soon discover, Princeton is an institution characterized by tradition and dignity. To…