Pick-Up Lines for Culturally-Literate Lovers

Looking to score on the Street but not sure how to make the first move? Try one of the sizzlin’ lines below, guaranteed to get you a boo — as long as you use them within the next two to eight weeks, after which they will have no relevance in our 24 hour media cycle.

 

  1. Do your clothes want to go to the Fyre festival? Because I want to rip them off before ghosting you.
  2. Do you like the Jonas Brothers? Because in my bed, happiness begins. 
  3. If you’re looking for the girl of your dreams, I just took a DNA test and I’m like 60% that bitch.
  4. Are you trying to buy Greenland? Because looking that good is just absurd. 
  5. A night with me is like the Toy Story series. It will go on longer than expected, I’ll probably cry afterward, but you’ll feel young again. 
  6. Damn, if the Amazon rainforest was this smoking hot, I would have paid more attention.
  7. Are we at the Straight Pride Parade right now because it feels like we should get out of  here.
  8. Is your name Brexit? Because you keep leading me on.
  9. I can’t tell the difference between your eyes and a Riverdale episode. I get lost in both.
  10. Are you a remake of a Disney movie? Because I am hoping to get some live action.
  11. Do you know the difference between you and the Mueller investigation? You definitely live up to the hype. 
  12. Tell me something boy. Are you tired trying to fill that void? Or do you need more? Is it my address you’re searching for? Because I live only a few blocks away. 
  13. My privacy is like Area 51. You can invade it anytime. 
  14. Hey, my name is Alex Morgan. 

 

WB ’20