Year: 2010
Howie Mandel and I Make Progress on the Sale of His House
Howie Mandel: I really appreciate just the two of us meeting like this. Alex Moss: Absolutely. No agents.…
Advice For Freshmen
Hello, Freshman. It's me, Senior. Yes, I can see you. I can see everything you are doing and everything…
The 14 Best Ways To Die
Dying should be a memorable occasion. Anyone can lie calmly in bed and pass away with “dignity,” but…
On Running A Country
There are many campus publications that give suggestions on how America or other countries should be run; they…
The Timmy Dance
We had a little extra footage of Timmy dancing from our Welcome to Princeton video, so naturally we…
Welcome to Princeton
Welcome to Princeton, from your friends at The Princeton Tiger and the USG! Do you like funny things?…
Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Worldly
People don't question me when I tell them that I'm married to the sea.
Obituaries Of The Future
Andy Samberg: Drowned after a shipwreck. Last words: "Never let go" (spoken to T-Pain). Samberg's body was found…
Flowchart For Asking A Girl Out
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking…
Paul Muldoon Critiques Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”
The Princeton Tiger presents another edition of "Discussions in Contemporary Poetry," a series in which we ask important…
Unidentified AA Ball Club Knocks Braves Out Of First Place
PITTSBURGH – Atlanta dropped to second place in the barely competitive NL East last week after a stunning…