Year: 2010
Demands of a Chilean Miner Before His Rescue
To Whom It May Concern: Let me begin by thanking you so much for all you have done.…
What Do Targeted Facebook Ads Say About Me?
âVACCINATE YOUR BABY!â Really, Facebook? Iâm a 19 year old college student, and youâre already all up in…
Your Own Riot in Eight Easy Steps
Complacency is a disease. It eats away at creativity, ambition, and progress. More importantly, it leads to a…
TSA Screening Procedure Rubs Some the Right Way
Newark, New Jerseyâ Faced with the choice between invasive, virtual âstrip searchesâ and an aggressive âpat-downâ procedure often…
Asset Management After the Apocalypse
Now everybody just calm down. I said calm down! Just because we're living in the end times doesn't…
Council for the Preservation of A Cappella Declares Crisis
Last week, the heads of several prominent a cappella groups convened for the inaugural meeting of CPAC. Though…
LeBron Abandons Pretense, Gets âFuck You Ohioâ Tattoo
The sentiment out of Miami today was surprise, as Lebron James just went ahead and did it during…
Why Meatballs Kept Me From Achieving My Dreams: Sympathizing with Christine OâDonnell
While much has been made of the Delaware senate race that Christine OâDonnell just ran in, much has…
Five Scenarios Where I Might Admit to Enjoying Taylor Swiftâs New Album, “Speak Now”
Whilst Out on the Town - I am out at the club when I am approached by a…
Pierogi Haven Is Struggling
If you want something crazy in your pierogi, not only will we make it, we'll put it right…
Pokémon or Foreign-Language Curse Word? A Quiz
1. Kabuto 2. Kariola 3. Phione 4. Oipho 5. Pedicator 6. Faen 7. Zubat 8. Lainar 9. Marowak…