Year: 2010
New Reality Show Asks: Whatever Happened to Brandy?
ABC announced today that it will be airing a new reality television show in March, entitled "Whatever Happened…
Scientists Isolate Antipope; Mysteries of Pope Asymmetry Remain
CERN, FRANCE – An international team of researchers today announced the first-ever isolation of a sample of antipope,…
Colonial Hoses 90% of First Round Sign-Ins
Colonial Hoses 90% of First Round Sign-Ins "We're really sorry, man. Â It was a really strong year, and…
Designing the New Apple Tablet Computer
Apple's new iPad tablet computer has been the subject of much hype, but do you know the real…
Archeological Dig in Firestone Library Turns up New Human Ancestor
Late last night, archaeologists working overtime in the recently discovered fifth basement of Firestone Library uncovered the preserved…
P Diddy to Join Fox News on New “Hannity and Combs”
NEW YORK, NY - Fox News announced this morning that the latest addition to its primetime lineup will…
French Aristocracy Stages Post-emptive Strike on Bourgeoisie
In what international commentators are describing as “petty,” “uncalled-for,” and “I don’t even… come on, man,” a remnant of French…
Precocious In Princeton
It’s difficult to maintain high school relationships in college. As a freshman, I’m learning this the hard way.…