Year: 2010
Failed New Years’ Resolutions from Figures in Popular Culture
At the beginning of the year, many people around the world resolve to do things they’ll never see…
The Greatest Movies Never Made
Harry & Kumar Go to White Castle After smoking some gillyweed, Harry Potter and Kumar Patel get the…
10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year
Wilford Brimley impersonator Contestant on The Biggest Loser Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population…
Inceptioning Santa
Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I…
A Christmas Carrel
"Spirit,'' said Malkiel, with an interest she had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will get…
Arch Sing Accidentally Scheduled in Holland Tunnel
A travesty occurred late Thursday night when a Nassoons performance in New York City was accidently scheduled in…
Top Ten Ways to Take Advantage of President Tilghman’s Office Hours
10. Stage a live stage adaptation of “Where the Wild Things Are” on Shirls’s desk. 9. Glitter-glue flowers…
Annual Heart Transplant Competition
The Princeton Tiger is now accepting applications for its annual heart transplant competition! We invite children ages 4-12…
Resumé Submitted To Tigermag
Dear Sir or Madam: I am interested in becoming a writer for Tiger Magazine. As such, I would…
21 Questions with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Name: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Occupation: Goat-fucker Hometown: Aradan, Iran In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?…
Come to a CULT Meeting
Feeling depressed? Looking for new meaning in life? Easily manipulated? Want to give us all your possessions learn…