Year: 2009
Guide to Selling Rap Albums
Song Music Entertainment, Inc. New York, NY October13, 2009 To: All music producers From: Jonathan W. Davis, VP…
New Chinese Characters
The Chinese language has existed for thousands of years and, like any language, it must change and adapt…
Facebook Considers Purchase of Second Webserver
PALO ALTO, CA - The popular online social networking/anonymous stalking utility known as Facebook has enjoyed explosive growth…
Obama Wins Peace Prize
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international…
Montanan Speaks Out Against Shirley Tilghman
Breaking news: Almost three weeks after Princeton President Shirley Tilghman announced that Montana was the only unrepresented state…
The Answer
Human civilization is on the brink of collapse. Consider the innumerable problems of the modern world: War. Famine.…
“On the Origins of Congress by Means of Natural Selection”
A Congressman is a hardy organism able to survive sexual scandal, the laws of their fellow man, and…
Is It Sex?
In today's world of sexual promiscuity, it can be hard for young people to stay chaste until marriage.…
Tiger Mag’s Tips to Write Good
Appeal to your reader by using colloquialisms Good: I believe that your observations are ill-founded. Better: Yo momma…
Pinball Wizard Outed as Fraud
In a revelation that has rocked the world of competitive pinball, international champion Derek Dolohov, commonly known as…
How to Pretend You Care About Genocide
We know, you lead a busy life. Your time is valuable. It’s hard to be you. But lately,…
Swine Flu Threatens Bestiality Rights
Members of the administration as well as the health industry are cautioning the public against engaging in contact…