Year: 2009
Movie Sequels We Wish We’d Seen
Mulan 2: The Communist Years Disney introduces more diversity into their lineup of female role models as Mulan…
NPR Presents: Conversations in Shipping, Part VI
Last week, NPR’s Chief Shipping Correspondent Gerald Hopkins met with representatives from UPS and FedEx as part of…
California Sells Convicts to Japanese Game Show for Extra Cash
California sells contracts of death row convicts to Japanese game shows in order to alleviate state debt.
The Humanities Sequence, in Haiku
What has scads of small books, 3,000 years of world history, and operates in both verse and prose?
Pleasant Time Had by All at Alcohol-free Event
A social experiment organized by Princeton's administration and the USG, which was held Saturday evening in the Chancellor…
The Divine Parody
Midway upon the Street I found myself lost. The dark and stony mansions I could not tell apart,…
Spires & Gargoyles: Chairman’s Letter, November 2009
Congratulations on your fine choice in reading material! Perhaps this is your first Tiger; as firsts go, this…
Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance
Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
Study Shows Drinking Improves Foreign Language Skills; Test Takers Accused of “Doping”
A recent groundbreaking study by Tiger Magazine's psychological research team shows that there is a significant link between…
One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The…
Future Of Princeton Football Uncertain After DeVry Loss
Following an 85-0 loss to the DeVry University “Fightin’ Stenographers,” the termination of Princeton University’s football program is…
Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper
Moon and other UN officials have decided that they would give Kanye West the responsibility of stopping world…