Year: 2007
Total Domination: Google Plans World Takeover
In a Google Press Conference last week, CEO Eric Schmidt unveiled the latest Google software and products coming…
The Story of Snow White ’09
... Continued from Tiger's January 2007 issue In the aftermath of Snow White '09's encounter with the (infinitely…
Tiger Career Options
Each month, Tiger Magazine brings you an exclusive real-world perspective on an exciting career opportunity that could be…
The Freshman Guide to Spring Semester
How did you spend your freshman fall? A lucky few, that handful of the bright and the motivated…
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…. 99 Ways to Die
... actually, you don't have a lover, do you? So let's just skip directly to the "99 Ways…
Snapshots of Princeton – February 2007
The real cause of the North Side power failure. "But I'm a fucking wizard!" "Excuse me, I seem…
Tiger Magazine Cover – February 2007 Issue
Rumors abounded of Daniel Radcliffe's possible matriculation to Princeton when this timely cover came out in February of…
Point/Counterpoint: Scientology’s Messiah Is Tom Cruise the Son of L. Ron Hubbard?
L. Ron Hubbard Jr.: "I am the son of L. Ron Hubbard" I've been dead for a few…
Pan-American Ursine Union Stages Valentine’s Day Protest
SOMEWHERE IN THE FORESTS OF CANADA, CANADA - As the only holiday commercialized more than Christmas approaches, sales…
Colonial’s Defense Letter
Dear Tiger, I can only assume that you are going to mock Colonial's recent "moloid reclam ation" and…
Harry Potter’s Acceptance Letter
Wotcher! We are pleased to offer you admission to Princeton University's class of 2011. As we detail a…
How to Make Fun of Jian Li and Not Offend Billions of Asians (Really, Billions)
We're taught to ignore differences and assume everyone is equal... or acknowledge differences and celebrate them but everyone…