Year: 2007
Chairman’s Address – April 2007 Issue
All this fuss about the eating clubs is getting on my nerves. People are really starting to lose…
At Princeton, A Bitter Tradition of Exclusion
By JANE KARR Mandy Hamilton sits listlessly, gazing out of her window as the cold late winter sun…
Letter to the Sexual Health Advisors, SHARE
Dear Sexual Health Advisors, SHARE Peer Educators, et al., I've been living a life of pain and repression.…
RE: Archipelagos?
Date: 3/3/2007 To: Nancy W. Malkiel Cc: Shirley M. Tilghman From: Janet L. Rapelye RE: Archipelagos? As per…
Doctor Faust, by Lawrence Summers
(Scene: Drew Gilpin Faust, a female, is reflecting in her study.) Faust: Damn it all! I have learned…
Carl A. Fields Center Unveils Plans
Though many students may already have heard the news that the Carl A. Fields Center will be taking…
How To Get A Girl
10.) Touch her subtly. Making contact lets her know that you are interested. Too much contact lets her…
Club Woody Most Selective on the Street
The Woodrow Wilson School, now known as "Woody Club," surpassed neighboring Tower Club as the most competitive on…
The 12 Hours of Newmans Day
On the first hour of Newman's Day, The Barkeep gave to me, A trip to McCosh for me…
Operation Mock-Every-Group-On-Campus
If you read Tiger's September issue, you may know that our chairman promised to have us mock every…
Oh So Foul Magazine
Following the Scramble Band dream is a journey loaded with landmines and deathtraps — claymores and pungi sticks…
The Bicker of the Christ
Forasmuch as many hath taken in hand, this season, to set forth in order a declaration of the…