Month: November 2007
Chairman’s Address – November 2007 Issue
Archibald Filmore Goldstein IV '08, the new food manager at Terrace, was up to no good. A 4.0…
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Whitman Secedes!
Today, Whitman College announced its secession from the Federal Union in two separate letters to Congress and Shirley…
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Dear Prospective Student,
We, at the Princeton Undergraduate Admissions Office, are delighted to receive your application for Undergraduate Admission. Around this…
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The Bottle
Once upon a Thursday dreary, Thinking soberly, and weary, Mulling every single incident the night might have in…
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Is Your Avatar Depressed? A Second-McCosh Quiz
1. Is your Avatar depressed? Yes/No If yes, skip questions 2- 15 2. Are your Avatar's dreams pleasant…
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Prefab[ulous] Extension Requests
Brought to you by Tiger Magazine* If you're like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks…
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