Posts Tagged ‘woodrow wilson’

5 Tips On Selling Princeton to Admitted Students

There are only a few days left until the pre-frosh are required to commit to one school or another. Here’s how to make sure that school is Princeton: DO NOT ask your pre-frosh if he would care for a round of squash. DO NOT point out the spot where Woodrow Wilson discovered his homosexuality. (Prospect...
April 26th, 2011 | Princeton | Read More

Forbes College: Why Is It Really So Far Away?

Throughout the years there have been only been a handful of questions, such as “When are the Asian tourists finally planning on staging the coup?” “Where do they keep the safe that holds the endowment?” “Inside which tree is the demon-hole from which all the squirrels keep spawning?” or...
January 9th, 2011 | Princeton | Read More

PrincetonFML: Class of 1879

"Spaghetti! MLIG" “Today, I finally finished my senior thesis. I was walking across campus to turn it in to my advisor when a stiff wind kicked up. Now I don’t have a senior thesis anymore. FML” “Believed my roommate to be asleep and began my nightly bout of self-abuse....
February 9th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More