Posts Tagged ‘war’

Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance

Pot H.R.G.O. 1: Aaaargh, I hate marijuana so much! H.R.G.O. 2: I hate it, too! I hate it more than almost anything! H.R.G.O. 1: I hate it almost as much as I hate teenagers! I hate them and their rock and roll music and sexy denim clothing and alcohol parties! H.R.G.O. 2: I am just livid with hate...
October 30th, 2009 | Politics | Read More

King of Pop’s Death Sparks Bloody War of Succession

Michael Jackson, the long-reigning King of Pop, has died, leaving behind a bankrupt estate, grieving subjects, and a treacherous power vacuum.  The king’s sudden death came as a shock, and rumors suggest he may even have been poisoned by a member of his own court. As thousands of Jackson’s...
September 20th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

Bush’s New Iraq Strategy Based on Romantic Comedies

Just in time for Valentine’s Day President Bush last week unveiled his latest plans for the conflict in Iraq. According to Bush, this new strategy offers a fresh perspective on the war, one that envisions it as a coming-of-age romantic comedy, a bildungsroman picture with a heart of gold. “Up...
February 15th, 2007 | Politics | Read More