"valentine’s day" tag

Condom-Gram Optimization

 As with every Valentine’s Day season, Princeton students have been sharing the love by sending each other condom grams, comprised of candy, a condom, and, in most cases, a terribly sarcastic remark. However,…

19 Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day

Watch a sappy movie with your friends. Cook a really nice dinner and treat yourself. Go to that art museum thing. It was kind of fun last year. Remember how he was never…

Top Ten Places to Spend Valentine’s Day Alone

The Internet The internet provides of fine array of options for diversion, self-delusion, or old-fashioned wallowing in self-pity. After all, who needs a date when Homestuck loves you? If comics aren’t your forte,…

An Interview with St. Valentine

St. Valentine is completely blind sided in this groundbreaking interview with Tiger Mag.

Breakup Leaves Man’s Heart, Refrigerator Cold And Empty

The devastating breakup with his live-in girlfriend of three years has left local man Andrew White emotionally drained and hungry.  “I really thought she was the one,” White told reporters, speaking from a…

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…. 99 Ways to Die

… actually, you don’t have a lover, do you? So let’s just skip directly to the “99 Ways to Die” part. Admit it, it’s Valentine’s Day and seeing all those happy couples enjoying…

Pan-American Ursine Union Stages Valentine’s Day Protest

SOMEWHERE IN THE FORESTS OF CANADA, CANADA – As the only holiday commercialized more than Christmas approaches, sales of the popular teddy bear will reach into the millions. But despite their popularity, this…

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