Posts Tagged ‘valentine’s day’

An Interview with St. Valentine

Just in time for four days after Valentine’s Day, Tiger was lucky enough to stumble upon the spirit of St. Valentine, a Roman Catholic martyr, who was stoned after trying to convert the Roman Emperor Claudius. We promptly recorded an interview… and forgot to set up the microphone to record...
February 18th, 2010 | Fiction/Poetry | Read More

Breakup Leaves Man’s Heart, Refrigerator Cold And Empty

The devastating breakup with his live-in girlfriend of three years has left local man Andrew White emotionally drained and hungry.  “I really thought she was the one,” White told reporters, speaking from a poorly lit bedroom that reflected the darkness  in his soul.  “All I’ve...
February 14th, 2010 | Life | Read More

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…. 99 Ways to Die

… actually, you don’t have a lover, do you? So let’s just skip directly to the “99 Ways to Die” part. Admit it, it’s Valentine’s Day and seeing all those happy couples enjoying a holiday created by greeting card companies makes you sick. Better to just end it...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Pan-American Ursine Union Stages Valentine’s Day Protest

SOMEWHERE IN THE FORESTS OF CANADA, CANADA – As the only holiday commercialized more than Christmas approaches, sales of the popular teddy bear will reach into the millions. But despite their popularity, this historically lovable toy has attracted criticism from one sector of the population (besides...
February 15th, 2007 | Business, Politics | Read More