Posts Tagged ‘the street’

Nikita on the Street

I am a freshman. I am a female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman, who does not have the extremely sexy advantage of having attended Catholic school. Needless to say, God has refused to help a sister out. However, I have been able to make do without those scanty...

October 12th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

The Divine Parody

Midway down the Street I found myself lost. The dark and stony mansions I could not tell apart, For I was an ignorant frosh. “You there! Froshling! Knowest where thou art?” From forth the oaken doors he staggered With a belch and with a fart. “Be not alarmed! My guise, though haggard, Belies...