Tag that’s all she (technically he) wrote (cause she’s (he’s) graduated and this is pushing it as it is as far as writing something for a college publication)

I HAVE FAILED THIS INSTITUTION. I have spent four years as part of The Princeton Tiger, the campus’ one and only intentionally funny publication (I said “intentionally,” Tory, Prince), and despite that, and despite rising to the rank of Editor-in-Chief,…