A Letter to the Financial Aid Office: My Summer Earnings
I am writing to you about the $2,400 that I was expected to earn this summer pursuant my financial aid package. I am going to be honest with you: I was unable to earn the money.
Q: Dear Tiger, It’s most of the way through the summer, and I haven’t yet had a fling with a hot babe. What’s wrong with me? Is it my Star Wars action figure collection? -Han Solo by the Shore A:…