Furious Tilghman Unleashes Full Brunt of Weather Machine
Princeton University President Shirley Tilghman, angered for unexplained reasons, has been using her personal weather machine to wreak havoc on the University campus.
– SBW ’15. Artwork by AZ ’16.
After several years of experimentation, Princeton University announced a plan to remove a generally-disliked policy and revert to the original system. As President Shirley Tilghman explains in an article on Princeton’s website, in adopting the policy, “we [had] hoped other…
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