Posts Tagged ‘robot unicorn attack’
Statistics You Didn’t Want To Know About This Year’s Senior Thesis Season
It’s that time of year again, folks, when our greasy, crusty, God-forsaken friends of yesteryear finally resurface from the library and breathe air that’s not carbon monoxide exhaled from 300 year old decaying books. Yes, that’s right, Seniors, you are done with your theses. So in honor...
May 8th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More
A Letter from the Robot Unicorn
The Robot Unicorn's attorney is pressing charges on over 21 million counts of first degree unicorn-slaughter.
Dear friends,
I would like to thank you all so much for helping me make my wildest fantasies come true. Your perseverance and dedication have been nothing short of exemplary. Every fairy...
March 10th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

