Posts Tagged ‘Princeton’
Shakespeare Troupe Disbanded for Discrimination
PRINCETON – In accordance with University equal opportunity regulations, Dean of Undergraduate Students Kathleen Deignan has temporarily suspended the Princeton “Swordfight-by-Night” Shakespeare troupe that until now has practiced in the New Butler amphitheatre and pissed the living shit out of...
April 1st, 2010 | Princeton | Read More
The Tribe Files for Tax-Exempt Status
PRINCETON, NJ — An exclusive group of freshman girls who call themselves “The Tribe” filed a lawsuit this week against the federal government, demanding that the group be exempted from all sales taxes — in particular those levied during frequent spiritual journeys to J. Crew.
The leader...
February 23rd, 2010 | Princeton | Read More
Pleasant Time Had by All at Alcohol-free Event
This piece, by Gerald Harper '10, was personally selected by President Tilghman for display on her refrigerator
A social experiment organized by Princeton’s administration and the USG, which was held Saturday evening in the Chancellor Green library, was a smashing success, students and administrators...
November 11th, 2009 | Princeton | Read More
Princeton Symposium to Encourage Interdisciplinary Approach to Alcoholism
Princeton University, home to thousands of brilliant minds from diverse intellectual backgrounds, is encouraging its students and faculty to work across departments to gain insight into risky drinking behavior. Scholars of all disciplines are encouraged to attend symposiums held every Friday, Saturday,...
September 24th, 2009 | Health | Read More
Prefab[ulous] Extension Requests
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If you’re like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks ago ready to kick academic ass. By the second week, though, most remember that Princeton can be challenging. By the third they realize it is actually kind of hard. Damn hard, in fact. By the fifth...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More
How to Make Fun of Jian Li and Not Offend Billions of Asians (Really, Billions)
We’re taught to ignore differences and assume everyone is equal… or acknowledge differences and celebrate them but everyone is equal… or is it that you can make fun of a race if you’re part of it…or not the Holocaust but the Russian gulag…or it’s women who you...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

