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Romney Chooses Barack Obama as Running Mate in Appeal to Independents, African-Americans
Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich’s new economic plan, in which he promised $2.50/gallon gasoline if elected president. This weekend at campaign stops in Georgia and Ohio, Gingrich made even bolder predictions, expanding…
Ralph Nader ‘55 to Run for Freshman Class President
BREAKING NEWS: Perennial candidate Ralph Nader has reportedly just filed paperwork to run for freshman class president. “Normally when I run for president, I just get about 1% of the vote,” said Nader, “But there’s so many people running, 1%…
Shyamalan to Direct Obama’s Presidency
In a move which seems calculated to alienate his already-shrinking fan base, President Barack Obama has hired director M. Night Shyamalan to replace Senior Advisor David Axelrod. “I just think my first term could really use a twist-ending,” said the President, defending his…