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Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich’s new economic plan, in which he promised $2.50/gallon gasoline if elected president. This weekend at campaign stops in Georgia and Ohio, Gingrich made even bolder predictions, expanding…
Breaking News: Obama Attempts To Cover Up the Fact That He’s Transparent
In a shocking story from the White House, it appears that President Obama has been hiding a secret so scandalous that it is only now, over two years into his presidency, that it has finally come to light—Obama is, in…
Catastrophe at the White House: A Playful Tick Brings in the Bomb Squad
Catastrophe struck last night on National Cancer Appreciation Day when, what began as a lighthearted play-date for Malia and Sasha with a herd of cancer kids, turned into a misunderstanding that made Romeo’s suicide look like the awkwardness that ensues…
Breaking News: Majority Of Americans To Be Relocated To ‘Reeducation’ Camps
President Obama announced this morning that, in the wake of the midterm elections, a staggering number of Americans—well over fifty percent—will be compelled to undergo a mandatory “Reeducation” program at internment camps across the country. The president went on to…