Posts Tagged ‘modest proposal’

The Answer

Human civilization is on the brink of collapse. Consider the innumerable problems of the modern world: War. Famine. Poverty. The continued popularity of the Black Eyed Peas. All of these problems have a single, elegant solution. That solution is the mass cloning and release of saber-toothed tigers. Some...

October 5th, 2009 | Sci/Tech | Read More

A Modest Proposal

Perhaps my diction may be too pretentious, but I chose it hoping to add a humorous element to my piece. I wish to bear witness to a modern American tragedy: late meal. The so-called “Frist Campus Center” provides an innocent lure to emaciated scholars, only deprive them of their health, wealth,...