Posts Tagged ‘malkiel’

A Christmas Carrel

Excerpts from “A Christmas Carrel” * * * Dean Malkiel peered into the darkness beyond her bed, and lo! a pale white figure emerged from the bedroom wall!  “I am the Ghost of Princeton Past!” said the Apparition.  The green collar of its polo shirt stood erect, and Aviators...
December 25th, 2010 | Fiction/Poetry, Princeton | Read More

University Trustees to Implement Pay Deflation for Faculty

The success of Princeton University’s grade deflation has prompted the University’s Board of Trustees to implement a similar policy in order to curb rising faculty and administrator salaries, under which only the top 35% of faculty and administrators will receive their paychecks at the end...
May 4th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Greeks Depart Princeton, Leave Giant Horse In Front Of Nassau Hall

After many years battling the administration for official recognition, it appears Princeton’s Greeks have finally given up in the face of negative press in the Daily Princetonian.  This morning all fraternities and sororities were found to have departed Princeton, leaving behind only a massive...
April 30th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

RE: Archipelagos?

Date: 3/3/2007 To: Nancy W. Malkiel Cc: Shirley M. Tilghman From: Janet L. Rapelye RE: Archipelagos? As per your request, we have “upped” the number of Pacific Islander candidates accepted into the class of 2011. Recent studies have shown that such “chill” students greatly augment...
April 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More