Posts Tagged ‘lists’

Things Found in Bin Laden’s Mansion

Your car keys DVD of Ankles of Tehran IV: These IslamaBad Girls Have BaghDaddy Issues The last horcrux Jimmy Hoffa’s body Tupac, who was also shot, but survived Seasons 2-5 of prophetic police procedural, ”The Funda-mentalist” The napkin I wrote my number on that I gave to that...

May 4th, 2011 | Politics | Read More

Statistics You Didn’t Want To Know About This Year’s Senior Thesis Season

It’s that time of year again, folks, when our greasy, crusty, God-forsaken friends of yesteryear finally resurface from the library and breathe air that’s not carbon monoxide exhaled from 300 year old decaying books. Yes, that’s right, Seniors, you are done with your theses. So in honor...