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Lesser Known Martial Arts

Sober Master Style: Drunken Master Style’s straight-laced sister school. Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts: The fusion of paper mache and bone-crushing elbow strikes. The Art of Fighting Without Fighting: Avoiding conflict through nostalgic…

10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year

Wilford Brimley impersonator Contestant on The Biggest Loser Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population Used car dealer Pimping out ho ho ho’s Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math…

A List of 5 Biographies That Will Probably One Day Be Written About The Author

“The Only Failed Coup Is An Unattempted Coup: An Alex Moss Quotation Book” “An Unlikely Friendship: How Alex Moss And Ke$ha Altered The Political Landscape Of The 21st Century” “There Goes That White…

Stephen Hawking’s 10 Least Favorite Things

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Anything coin-operated. Pulp. Racism. The Kardashians. Movies about sports. (In particular, 1988 baseball romantic comedy Bull Durham) Sand traps. Fresno, CA. When sandwiches aren’t cut in half. Rap…

Lizstomania: 10 Things The Author Can Do Better Drunk

Remember the lyrics to ‘Stand by Me’ to the melody of ‘Lean on Me’ Yell people’s names, or a name that starts with the same first letter as their name, or a name…

The 14 Best Ways To Die

Dying should be a memorable occasion. Anyone can lie calmly in bed and pass away with “dignity,” but it takes a true innovator to grab headlines with his explosive departure to the great…

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