Posts Tagged ‘list’

Lesser Known Martial Arts

Sober Master Style: Drunken Master Style’s straight-laced sister school. Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts: The fusion of paper mache and bone-crushing elbow strikes. The Art of Fighting Without Fighting: Avoiding conflict through nostalgic viewings of Enter the Dragon. Masochistic Crane: Scaring off...
May 1st, 2011 | Life | Read More

10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year

Wilford Brimley impersonator Contestant on The Biggest Loser Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population Used car dealer Pimping out ho ho ho’s Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math problems on random blackboards Walmart greeter Rabbi UPS delivery guy Bouncer - MES ’14
December 27th, 2010 | Economy | Read More

A List of 5 Biographies That Will Probably One Day Be Written About The Author

“The Only Failed Coup Is An Unattempted Coup: An Alex Moss Quotation Book” “An Unlikely Friendship: How Alex Moss And Ke$ha Altered The Political Landscape Of The 21st Century” “There Goes That White Man Again: Alex Moss, The Morocco Years” “I So Regret Not...
October 29th, 2010 | Life | Read More

Stephen Hawking’s 10 Least Favorite Things

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Anything coin-operated. Pulp. Racism. The Kardashians. Movies about sports. (In particular, 1988 baseball romantic comedy Bull Durham) Sand traps. Fresno, CA. When sandwiches aren’t cut in half. Rap music. - BE
October 21st, 2010 | Life | Read More

Lizstomania: 10 Things The Author Can Do Better Drunk

Remember the lyrics to ‘Stand by Me’ to the melody of ‘Lean on Me’ Yell people’s names, or a name that starts with the same first letter as their name, or a name that bears no similarity to their name Describe inanimate things as bros Play Air Drums Walk in front of vehicles and, when they...
October 10th, 2010 | Life | Read More

The 14 Best Ways To Die

Dying should be a memorable occasion. Anyone can lie calmly in bed and pass away with “dignity,” but it takes a true innovator to grab headlines with his explosive departure to the great beyond. If you want your gravestone to be the least of the marks your death leaves on the world, consider the...
September 22nd, 2010 | Life | Read More