Posts Tagged ‘Is the University hiding something from us?’

Dildo Sale

I can’t wait for the next dildo sale! Normally, I buy about 3-4 new dildos per trip to the dildo store. I make biweekly trips. When there is a dildo sale though, I can buy about 5-6 dildos in one trip. That’s awesome for me because I love dildos so much. - BE
November 16th, 2010 | Fiction/Poetry | Read More

Nikita on the Street

I am a freshman. I am a female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman, who does not have the extremely sexy advantage of having attended Catholic school. Needless to say, God has refused to help a sister out. However, I have been able to make do without those scanty...
October 12th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Welcome to Princeton

Welcome to Princeton, from your friends at The Princeton Tiger and the USG! Do you like funny things? Are you capable of forming a smile? Are you able to read, at least a little? Then you too can join The Princeton Tiger! We’re looking for people with writing skills, video skills, business skills,...
September 16th, 2010 | Princeton, Video | Read More

Why “Step Up 3D” Is A Threat To America

When I first saw the original Step Up, I felt strangely unnerved. Perhaps I was afraid that the movie would finally force me to abandon my life of crime to embrace the healing power of dance. Maybe I was saddened that I would never experience the thrill of forced community service in an urban arts...
August 4th, 2010 | Opinion | Read More

University Trustees to Implement Pay Deflation for Faculty

The success of Princeton University’s grade deflation has prompted the University’s Board of Trustees to implement a similar policy in order to curb rising faculty and administrator salaries, under which only the top 35% of faculty and administrators will receive their paychecks at the end...
May 4th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Where Did The Wu/Wilcox Mugs Go?

The Wu/Wilcox dining halls reportedly started off the year with 1300 mugs and now have only 64 remaining.  So what happened to the other 1236 mugs?  By our accounting: 65 were used as accent pieces for “dirty hipster” theme night costumes 81 were packaged in crates and sold to Iran as “nuclear...
April 5th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Shakespeare Troupe Disbanded for Discrimination

PRINCETON – In accordance with University equal opportunity regulations, Dean of Undergraduate Students Kathleen Deignan has temporarily suspended the Princeton “Swordfight-by-Night” Shakespeare troupe that until now has practiced in the New Butler amphitheatre and pissed the living shit out of...
April 1st, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Will Sensationalist Journalism Kill Us All?

This story contains an explosive exposé of what some sources are calling “the [most shocking cover-up] in [history].”  What you are about to read may frighten you.  Reader discretion is advised. Many Americans are completely unaware that a powerful organization, outside of any government, conducts...
April 18th, 2008 | Politics | Read More