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Life, Princeton

Princeton Orgy Club Application

Thank you for expressing your interest in Orgy Club. Founded in the fall of 2013, we are the first student-run organization on Princeton’s campus completely dedicated to organizing depraved sex parties with multiple partners. Due to unprecedented popularity, starting this year, membership will be by application only.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
October 19, 2015

Fiction/Poetry, Princeton

Porphyria’s Hookup

The rain set early in to-night, The sullen wind was soon awake, It tore past Elm Drive pre-game lights, And did its worst to vex the Lake: I listen’d with heart fit to break Within the dim foyer of Tow’r,…

Alexandro Strauss
May 19, 2015

Princeton

The Mysterious Life of the Sexually Frustrated: A Documentary

In this orange bubble, there lives a breed that can sit in the library for hours on end, create cellular applications, and invest in derivatives. While they may look primitive, their minds are actually highly evolved, and when the sun…

Alexandro Strauss
March 26, 2015

Fiction/Poetry

Green Eggs and Daaaaaamn

I do not like Green Eggs, but damn...

Jeremy Cohen
April 1, 2014

Princeton

Capmandon’t

I’ve been doing some contract work lately. Anscombe Society stuff. Why? Cause I’m the best in the biz, that’s why. I’ve been preventing hookups since you were wearing diapers, kid. I’m a professional. They call me “The Blocker.”

jacobsimon
December 4, 2013