You got a job and networked like you were born for it, but at the end of the day you wonder whether you regret ending your childhood at the tender age of twenty, and you’re desperate to preserve the charade that you’re an at least halfway interesting human being.
Whose coat this is I think I know. He must be back in Terrace, though; He did not see me stealing it To wear
Late last night Joanna Mendelson ’17 led her younger brother and sister into the very dorm room where she routinely questions her own abilities
Dear member of the class of 2018, On behalf of this entire institution, we would like to welcome you to Princeton. From your outstanding
1. Conscription for the robot war has begun early. Princeton is torn to shreds. Dorms are set aflame and the sky has turned a darkness
As you sit in the chapel for Opening Exercises, Princeton feels like it will last forever. But time flies when you’re drunk this frequently,
As you begin your first semester here at Princeton, you’ll be introduced to a type of class known as the “precept.” You’re probably wondering
Princeton students initially greeted the news of a potential end to a decade of grade-deflation policies with celebration, but recently the campus has been
I Wish You Could Be More Like Your Brother It Doesn’t Need Stitches Turkmenistan You’re Not Responsible Enough for a Dog, Bart Bake for
After just two weeks of college, sources confirm that total pansy Ryan Colter ’18 has already called his family twice to keep in touch and assure them that he is adapting reasonably well to college life.