The Sixth Day
The Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into him the breath of life, and the man became a living being, and this man was Adam. Then the Lord God looked at the man…
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God Checks Into Rehab For Gambling Addiction
Elysium, SPIRIT WORLD—Professional personal deity God has checked Himself into a rehabilitation centre in the Elysian Fields, citing gaming problems and schizophrenia. The aleph-null-year-old Creator, also known as Yahweh, first acknowledged His incessant habit of playing dice last century. All-powerful…
The Birth of Keystone Lite
In the beginning, God created beer. It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God became bored and needed someone to get drunk and watch March Madness with. Thus man came to be. After a fortnight of…
Support for War on Evil at All-Time Low
In what has been described by critics as a “Quagmire of Biblical Proportions,” God’s prolonged “War on Evil” enters its three hundred thousandth anniversary next month with record unpopularity, a recent Gallup Poll shows. Of the entire population of Heaven,…