Posts Tagged ‘freshman’

Ralph Nader ‘55 to Run for Freshman Class President

BREAKING NEWS: Perennial candidate Ralph Nader has reportedly just filed paperwork to run for freshman class president. “Normally when I run for president, I just get about 1% of the vote,” said Nader, “But there’s so many people running, 1% might be enough.” With his announcement, this becomes...
October 13th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Dear Roommate from Freshman Year,

Greetings! How was your summer? I had a wonderful time at home with my family and friends thousands and thousands of miles away from you. Tragically, summer comes to an end as we prepare to return to campus. I am very excited to go back to Princeton and hang out with my friends from last year. I expect...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Things We Never Learned Freshman Week But We Wish We Had

Tiger Magazine likes to look out for all of the incoming Freshmen from year to year. We provide a service similar to that you get first from the “Prince” in that God-awful packet that hocks everything from water (a rip-off) to UStore memberships (premium, #1, super-good, buy!). It’s...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

The Freshman Guide to Spring Semester

How did you spend your freshman fall? A lucky few, that handful of the bright and the motivated (and lame), have managed to juggle your classes and plethora of activities. The rest of you stopped going to lecture for one or more classes the third week of school? Think Firestone is a tire? Have at least...
February 15th, 2007 | How-To | Read More