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Todd McShay Releases 2027 NFL Mock Draft

From the start of the NFL Draft last week until several days after its completion, sports networks, news stations, commentators and Monday-morning quarterbacks pored over the results, analyzing and grading every team’s decisions….

Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East

The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling.  Just a month after Texas A&M finally confirmed the rumors that it would leave the Big 12 for the…

Bill Belichick: Super Bowl Loss “Part of the plan”

In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super Bowl loss was all part of a larger scheme. “I don’t know how you guys…

A Letter to the Defense

From the desk of Offense… Defense, Where do you get off? Special teams told me what you said about me. I’m a showoff? Is that so? Where do you get the nerve? I’m…

Ohio State Tattoo-Gate Violators Sentenced to Death

Columbus, OH — The five Ohio State players caught trading their own personal possessions for tattoos have been sentenced to the death penalty. The affected players include 2010 leading rusher Dan Herron, number…

NFL “Sickened” By Harrison Tackle; Considers Execution

NEW YORK — Last Sunday, Pittsburgh outside linebacker James Harrison viciously tackled two members of the Cleveland Browns, causing them to fall to the ground and preventing them from completing the play they…

Future Of Princeton Football Uncertain After DeVry Loss

Following an 85-0 loss to the DeVry University “Fightin’ Stenographers,” the termination of Princeton University’s football program is being discussed as a budget-cutting measure, according to University president Shirley Tilghman. “It really seems…

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