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Everyone On Facebook Zuckerberg Except You

Only weeks after Facebook announced it had reached 1 billion users, a federal investigations commission has published a report revealing that the social networking site has only two certifiable account holders. One is none other than chief executive Mark Zuckerberg.

EXCLUSIVE: A Sneak Peek at Zynga’s Next App

TigerMag has been able to get an exclusive look at the next big project out of app giant Zynga, the makers of hit games such as Words With Friends, Scramble With Friends, and…

Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over

Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich’s new economic plan, in which he promised $2.50/gallon gasoline if  elected president. This weekend at campaign stops in Georgia and…

Marginally Computer Literate 17 Year Olds Heralded as Technology Savants by Mothers

  Today, the tech sphere was ablaze with the celebration as every American 13 to 25 year old was honored as techno-sages before a congregation of his mothers’ friends, family and peers. Exalting…

You’re Doing Facebook Wrong

Sometimes, when I like a Facebook photo fifteen seconds after it’s been posted, I’ll get a comment like, “Of course it doesn’t take you more than 30 seconds to see that I changed…

What Do Targeted Facebook Ads Say About Me?

“VACCINATE YOUR BABY!” Really, Facebook? I’m a 19 year old college student, and you’re already all up in my grill[1] [2], about having babies like an obsessive Jewish mother who’s dreamed about nothing…

“Social Network” Inspires Dangerous New Fad

David Fincher, the director of the recent hit movie The Social Network, issued an official apology last Wednesday for inadvertently encouraging the public to punch Harvard students in the face. “I just didn’t…

The Journal of William Gates, the Internet Explorer

In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired in the famed “Facebook Purchase.” The following are excerpts from Mr. William “Bill” Gates’s log….

Facebook Considers Purchase of Second Webserver

PALO ALTO, CA – The popular online social networking/anonymous stalking utility known as Facebook has enjoyed explosive growth since its founding in 2004. When Facebook founder and small Massachusetts college dropout Mark Zuckerberg…

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