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Fiction/Poetry

I Hereby Resign as a Planeeter

Hi, everyone. Heart here. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and I’ve realized that my time as a planeeter is done. This wasn’t an easy decision and it—hey, where are you going? I’m serious this time! Don’t doubt…

Rigo
October 10, 2011

Archives, Sci/Tech

In Stunning Reversal, IAU Rules That Pluto is in Fact the Only Planet

The International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Prague, amending their 2006 definition, voted Tuesday to again redefine “planet,” now making Pluto the only planet in the solar system, just four years after it was banished in favor of an 8-planet solar system.

Matt Gwin
October 17, 2010

Archives, Politics

Tancredo Proposes Blowing Up Earth

In what has been his most well-received stump speech yet, Republican Tom Tancredo proposed his latest measure to fight terrorism: blowing up the world. “Muslims are growing in number, and they’re showing up all over the place, even right here…

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September 25, 2007