Posts Tagged ‘crime’

Law Enforcement Turf Wars

Dear Large Law Enforcement Agency, As an employee of Small Law Enforcement Agency I am very upset by the arrival of your Large Law Enforcement Agency to my area on account of your intention to take over administration of an important case. I believe that my Small Law Enforcement Agency is adequately...
December 7th, 2010 | Opinion | Read More

Vocation Location: The Story of My Meteoric Rise as a Criminal Gun Caddie

This is a story all about how my life got turned upside-down. Except, seriously, a dealer once turned me upside-down ‘cause he thought I was holding out on my earnings. Let me start from the beginning. On Why This Can Land You Any Job/Plane You Want Four score and seven years ago…Belgium’s SABENA...
October 13th, 2010 | Business | Read More

Library Bag-checker Foils Heist Years in the Making

PRINCETON, NJ – At approximately 3:30pm last Wednesday, Princeton University junior Darren Matthews exited Firestone Library with a copy of Statistical Records: Census Results of Bolivia Vol.12 hidden in his backpack. Firestone library employee and on-duty bag-checker Theodore Scahill performed...
April 11th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Public Safety Weekly Crime Blog

Date: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 Incident: Burglary and Theft The Department of Public Safety is alerting community members of a burglary and theft that occurred at Forbes Addition, between approximately 12:28 p.m. and 01:52 p.m. on 11/20. Between these times, an unknown person(s) entered an unlocked...
November 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More