"crime" tag

Law Enforcement Turf Wars

Dear Large Law Enforcement Agency, As an employee of Small Law Enforcement Agency I am very upset by the arrival of your Large Law Enforcement Agency to my area on account of your…

Vocation Location: The Story of My Meteoric Rise as a Criminal Gun Caddie

This is a story all about how my life got turned upside-down. Except, seriously, a dealer once turned me upside-down ‘cause he thought I was holding out on my earnings. Let me start…

Library Bag-checker Foils Heist Years in the Making

PRINCETON, NJ – At approximately 3:30pm last Wednesday, Princeton University junior Darren Matthews exited Firestone Library with a copy of Statistical Records: Census Results of Bolivia Vol.12 hidden in his backpack. Firestone library…

Public Safety Weekly Crime Blog

Date: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 Incident: Burglary and Theft The Department of Public Safety is alerting community members of a burglary and theft that occurred at Forbes Addition, between approximately 12:28 p.m. and…

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