On Monday, July 1st, 2013, Christopher L. Eisgruber became the 20th President of Princeton University. The following is a real e-mail sent by our Chairman to the incoming president on this momentous occasion.
Archibald Filmore Goldstein IV ’08, the new food manager at Terrace, was up to no good. A 4.0 GPA molecular bio major, he had
Welcome, Freshmen, to Princeton University. You have no doubt heard that once again we are ranked Number One. Yep, we have been pumping iron
All this fuss about the eating clubs is getting on my nerves. People are really starting to lose focus. Let’s not miss the Big
All this business about grade deflation begs the real question: when are we going to stop kidding ourselves and accept the fact that Princeton’s