Posts Tagged ‘CERN’

Toyota Recalls CERN Due To Particle Accelerator Malfunction

The Toyota Motor Company today announced it is expanding its recall of products with faulty accelerators to include the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN).  Many operators of CERN’s multi-billion-dollar particle accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), complained that the futuristic...
March 24th, 2010 | Business | Read More

Scientists Isolate Antipope; Mysteries of Pope Asymmetry Remain

The Large Popeon Collider (LPC) may soon find evidence of a "God particle" that could explain the pope-antipope asymmetry. CERN, FRANCE – An international team of researchers today announced the first-ever isolation of a sample of antipope, a rare substance predicted by current Pope Theory. ...
February 5th, 2010 | Sci/Tech | Read More