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Shakespeare Troupe Disbanded for Discrimination

PRINCETON – In accordance with University equal opportunity regulations, Dean of Undergraduate Students Kathleen Deignan has temporarily suspended the Princeton “Swordfight-by-Night” Shakespeare troupe that until now has practiced in the New Butler amphitheatre and pissed the living shit out of…

Precocious In Princeton

It’s difficult to maintain high school relationships in college. As a freshman, I’m learning this the hard way. I had a girlfriend of a year at a school in Philadelphia, my hometown. So I suppose you can guess what I’m…

Butt Demolished, Princeton Reunited

PRINCETON, NJ — Due to the recent demolition of its Quad, members of Butler College are officially prohibited from complaining about their dorms for the 07-08 academic year. “If Princeton is the place for archways and ivy,” freshmen used to…