Things Least Likely to be Said During the Presidential Debates
A lot of major points will be raised tonight. Here are exactly none of them.
Romney Chooses Barack Obama as Running Mate in Appeal to Independents, African-Americans
In a shocking turn of events, a source with intimate knowledge of the decision tells The Princeton Tiger that Mitt Romney has chosen Barack Obama as his Vice Presidential running mate.
Romney Surges in Israeli Polls After Visit
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s European tour concluded on a high note Tuesday, as a new Rasmussen poll showed the Republican had opened up a 5-point lead over Democratic incumbent Barack Obama in the State of Israel.
Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich’s new economic plan, in which he promised $2.50/gallon gasoline if elected president. This weekend at campaign stops in Georgia and…
Breaking News: Obama Abdicates To Bill Clinton
In a jaw-dropping turn of events at yesterday’s State of the Union Address, President Barack Obama announced that he was resigning the presidency, effective immediately, and turning all presidential duties and responsibilities over…
