Posts Tagged ‘ban ki-moon’

Bhutan Acquires Thermonuclear Device; UN Scrambles To Find An Atlas

On Friday, King JigmeKhesarNamgyelWangchuck surprised the UN and the world when he revealed that the Kingdom of Bhutan has successfully assembled a fully operational long range thermonuclear device capable of striking the right eye of the Man on the Moon on a full moon night (experts say accuracy is...

October 4th, 2010 | Politics | Read More

Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper

Recently, after Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi effectively turned his 15-minute speech at the latest United Nations conference into an hour-and-thirty-six-minute observational comedy stand-up routine, the United Nations has decided that circumlocution will no longer be tolerated. According to Ban...

October 15th, 2009 | Politics | Read More

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