In the wake of the measles outbreak that has plunged Princeton Bay Colony into utter chaos, causing livestock and grain to vanish, shopkeepers to shutter their windows, and scores of townspeople to disappear, Colony officials have announced that a full…
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage. 4:35 pm Got the tips re-frosted. 4:45 pm Throw on…
Our Mutual Friend ‘Twas the fourteenth of July, a beautiful day with the sky blue as a robin’s egg and nary a cloud to be seen for miles in any direction. My dearest friend Randy—O, what larks we shared in our more youthful…
The Bahamas Enjoy the exotic beaches and friendly island culture on some of the most beautiful Caribbean islands. Cable Beach Spend a relaxing day on the beach and maybe even see a dolphin or two! Sunrise Beach Club Dance the…
