Let’s Get a Meal Some Time
“I’m so glad we did this,” Eleanor said as we left Wilcox. “People always say, ‘Let’s get a meal sometime,’ but nobody ever follows through. It was great seeing you!” “You too!” I said. “Talk to you soon!” We went…
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Man Sues Ancient Mayans, Claims Fraud
John S. Worthen, 43, has filed a suit in Rhode Island state court against “the ancient Mayans and affiliate gods” whose incorrect prediction of the end of days he views as “a fraudulent promise” worthy of restitution. John, who had been hiding in a Mexican cenote since November, emerged on December 22 to find the world wholly undisturbed by apocalyptic phenomena.
Things Least Likely to be Said During the Presidential Debates
A lot of major points will be raised tonight. Here are exactly none of them.
Asset Management After the Apocalypse
Now everybody just calm down. I said calm down! Just because we’re living in the end times doesn’t mean that it’s okay to panic. I know what you’re thinking: I’ve grabbed all of the gold out of my house, but…
How To Start Your Own Doomsday Panic
Pattern recognition is mankind’s third greatest weakness, just behind bullets and YouTube videos of sneezing baby pandas. In recent years, the best example of our collective failure of induction has been the repetitive cycle of doomsday panics in popular culture.…