Posts Tagged ‘alcohol’

22 Rejected Thesis Titles

Making Melanoma: Titration of the Dose of Zinc-based UV-ray Blocking Products to Produce the Optimal Skin Pigmentation in a Caucasian Male A Comparative Analysis of Hops-based Alcoholic Beverages How Much Money Can I Get the University to Give Me: A Quantitative Analysis Global warming: Why we’re...
May 3rd, 2011 | Princeton | Read More

Pleasant Time Had by All at Alcohol-free Event

This piece, by Gerald Harper '10, was personally selected by President Tilghman for display on her refrigerator A social experiment organized by Princeton’s administration and the USG, which was held Saturday evening in the Chancellor Green library, was a smashing success, students and administrators...
November 11th, 2009 | Princeton | Read More

Study Shows Drinking Improves Foreign Language Skills; Test Takers Accused of “Doping”

A recent groundbreaking study by Tiger Magazine’s psychological research team shows that there is a significant link between alcohol consumption and foreign language speaking ability. The study showed that as Blood Alcohol Content increases, there is almost a four hundred percent improvement in...
October 25th, 2009 | Sci/Tech | Read More

The Bottle

Once upon a Thursday dreary, Thinking soberly, and weary, Mulling every single incident the night might have in store, Suddenly there came a knocking, As of someone roughly socking, On my temples, rudely clocking, pounding through my skull’s front door, “Tis’ a vicious, vile headache...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More