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    Ana DeJesus (Chairman) started writing her bio when she stumbled across this publication two years ago. To date, she has not written one that she likes. This is a source of shame for her.You can follow her on twitter @FakeAnaDeJesus
  • Alejandro de la Bio picGarza ’s (Editor-in-Chief) defining moment came as he raised his Interplanetary Missile Launcher.  “Goodnight Moon” he chuckled to himself, initiating the targeting sequence.  As soon as the projectile’s antimatter core hit the Moon’s surface, it would implode, destroying any trace of the pesky lunar mass.  With the Moon gone, the Earth’s weather patterns would be drastically altered, eliminating summer vacation forever.“Not so fast, Professor D!” Alejandro turned in shock.  It was the Tree House Team, a group of scrappy tweens out to make friends and save the world.“What? Impossible!” he cried.“The jig’s up, Professor”, proclaimed Dennis, one of the kid-detectives.  “You’ll never stop summer vacation while the Tree House Team is on the case.” “Rats, foiled again,” cursed Alejandro.  He dropped the missile launcher and sprinted into the gathering darkness.  “I’ll be back!” He cried, “You’ll all see!”Perhaps one day he would finally find a way to defeat the Tree House Team. But, for now, he was as he had always been: a sick, broken man.  For he knew that even with all his evil genius, he was no match for the power of friendship.
  • Charlie Spira (Managing Editor)
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    Kyra Gregory (Art Director) Hailing from RVA, known to dweebs as “Richmond, Virginia,” Kyra Gregory spent most of her youth eating strange objects and pretending to be a horse. Recently, she discovered that not every child goes through the “pulling the heads off of Barbies and drawing faces on the tiny nub that’s supposed to hold the head on” phase. She possesses an undying love for deer (etc.), rainy days, quesadillas, and crying in public places. After forming a spiritual connectionwith a magnolia tree, she now believes that all trees are conscious and have feelings and if you have logical evidence against that she doesn’t want to hear it.
  • Casandra Monroe (Art Director)
  • Taylor Jones (Business Manager) will probably try to get someone else to write his bio.
  • Miranda Alperstein (Alumni Liaison)
  • Lauren Howard (Editor)
  • Jordan Salama (Editor)
  • 12377699_882234088550983_2176109044145594332_o-2Max Feldman (Editor) has devoted the past nine years of his life to his ever-growing interest in the 2008 science fiction film Jumper. When he’s not watching the film, you can usually find him talking about it, hosting one of his bi-monthly Jumper appreciation meetings, or frantically shouting the phrase “despite receiving mostly negative reviews from contemporary critics, the 2008 film Jumper will someday be recognized as an oft-overlooked triumph of cinema” at passersby. Max has invited anyone who has an opinion about the 2008 science fiction film Jumper to send an email to HereComeMyThoughtsAboutThe2008FilmJumperWhichIsAnOftOverlookedTriumphOfCinema@hotmail.comJumper stars Hayden Christensen and Samuel L. Jackson and is based on a novel by Steven Gould.
  • TigerAlthough claiming that she is from “just outside New York City” Alex Gumbs (Editor) hails from the fringes of society, also known as Shelton, Connecticut. Growing up in what can be likened to 19th century America is what she credits for her humor and cynicism. Despite these trying circumstances, Gumbs has picked up a few skills. One of her favorite hobbies is wrestling deer, in which she eventually asserts herself as the alpha female. This doesn’t come without its difficulties- the kids never stop complaining about how she’s “not home enough” and “hasn’t even seen Bambi II yet.” Not to mention that feeding a family of dear isn’t easy okay. Nevertheless she has become a local legend for her abilities and refers to herself humbly as the “Deer Whisperer”.

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