Alejandro de la Garza’s (Editor) defining moment came as he raised his Interplanetary Missile Launcher. “Goodnight Moon” he chuckled to himself, initiating the targeting sequence. As soon as the projectile’s antimatter core hit the Moon’s surface it would implode, destroying any trace of the pesky lunar mass. With the Moon gone, the Earth’s weather patterns would be drastically altered, eliminating summer vacation forever.“Not so fast, Professor D!” Alejandro turned in shock. It was the Tree House Team, a group of scrappy tweens out to make friends and save the world.“What? Impossible!” he cried.“The jig’s up, Professor”, proclaimed Dennis, one of the kid-detectives. “You’ll never stop summer vacation while the Tree House Team is on the case”.
“Rats, foiled again”, cursed Alejandro. He dropped the missile launcher and sprinted into the gathering darkness. “I’ll be back!” He cried, “You’ll all see!”
Perhaps one day he would finally find a way to defeat the Tree House Team. But, for now, he was as he had always been, a sick, broken man. For, he knew that even with all his evil genius, he was no match for the power of friendship.
Dalya Hahn (Ad Executive) is part of the business team at Tiger Mag due to her comedic deficiencies. Therefore, there is no need for this bio to be funny, right? …right!?!? She was tragically made aware of this disorder as a child when even her parents were unfazed by her humorous efforts. She is just grateful to be part of the staff, even if it means awkward phone calls and emails begging for money.