BUY NOW

Throw off the shackling dress code of your summer internship and burn it in the Wilson sand pit. Why? The year is finally here, and this bodacious tank is ready to shut it down like President Tilghman did freshman rush.

Anyone who says you can’t put a price on swag is a lying bastard. You can, and we did–it’s $15 with free on-campus delivery. Order before August 28th and we’ll have you pimped out in time for Lawnparties.

$15?! What a bargain!