Archive for the ‘Princeton’ Category

The Bottle

Once upon a Thursday dreary, Thinking soberly, and weary, Mulling every single incident the night might have in store, Suddenly there came a knocking, As of someone roughly socking, On my temples, rudely clocking, pounding through my skull’s front door, “Tis’ a vicious, vile headache...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Is Your Avatar Depressed? A Second-McCosh Quiz

1. Is your Avatar depressed? Yes/No If yes, skip questions 2- 15 2. Are your Avatar’s dreams pleasant or unpleasant? a. None of the time b. Some of the time c. Most of the time d. All of the time 3. How many times in the past two weeks has your Avatar thought about teleporting to hell? Second 3....
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Prefab[ulous] Extension Requests

Brought to you by Tiger Magazine* If you’re like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks ago ready to kick academic ass. By the second week, though, most remember that Princeton can be challenging. By the third they realize it is actually kind of hard. Damn hard, in fact. By the fifth...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Snapshots of Princeton – September 2007

Bill Frist comes to Princeton “And can you point out for the court the person or persons responsible?” “So what’s your thesis topic going to be?” “If anybody else has promising ideas they’d like to see destroyed, just let me know.”
September 25th, 2007 | Snapshots | Read More

PU Junior Arrested for Lewd Conduct in Brown Hall Bathroom

Footsy or Entrapment? PRINCETON, NJ — On Saturday Princeton University student Craig Larry, ’09, was arrested by Public Safety for signaling his desire for sex with the occupant of the adjacent stall. The police report claims that Larry peered into the stall, then nudged the undercover officer’s...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Last-Minute Course Offerings

AAS 499/AFS 499/AMS 499/ANT 499/AOS 499/APC 499/ARA 499/ARC 499/ART 499/AST 499/ATL 499/BCS 499/CEE 499/CHE 499/CHI 499/CHM 499/CHV 499/CLA 499/CLG 499/COM 499/COS 499/CWR 499/CZE 499/DAN 499/EAP 499/EAS 499/ECO 499/ECS 499/EEB 499/EGR 499/ELE 499/ENG 499/ENV 499/EPS 499/FIN 499/FRE 499/FRS 499/GEO...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

OIT Unveils Matchmaking Service, Tentatively Titled “SCORE”

It was an exciting moment on February 14th 2007 that saw “Someone Has a Crush on You” in inboxes all over campus — and it was just the beginning. In light of its recent success, OIT, which pioneered the development of Crushmaster is unveiling a new web based program aimed at facilitating...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Dear Roommate from Freshman Year,

Greetings! How was your summer? I had a wonderful time at home with my family and friends thousands and thousands of miles away from you. Tragically, summer comes to an end as we prepare to return to campus. I am very excited to go back to Princeton and hang out with my friends from last year. I expect...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Princetonian Summer Experiences

We at Tiger need hardly point out the value of being a Princeton student. As America’s future political leaders, captains of industry, and superpimps, we are expected to use our valuable summer vacations “in the nation’s service.” Tiger decided to ask a few students how they decided...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

DEATHMATCH — WWS v. COM

Everyone has at least one precept with one person who has totally wasted his/her education here at Princeton. That person speaks all the time in class yet has nothing to say. That person’s comments are off topic, and his/her papers are the academic equivalent of vaporware. Every time s/he chips...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More