Archive for the ‘Princeton’ Category

Whitman Secedes!

Today, Whitman College announced its secession from the Federal Union in two separate letters to Congress and Shirley Tilghman. This follows the implementation of ‘College Night’, an exclusive system where only students from Whitman may dine in the Whitman dining hall on specified nights....
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Dear Prospective Student,

We, at the Princeton Undergraduate Admissions Office, are delighted to receive your application for Undergraduate Admission. Around this time of year we receive more than a handful of applications, so please bear with us through our completely objective selection process. In the meantime, let us bring...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

The Bottle

Once upon a Thursday dreary, Thinking soberly, and weary, Mulling every single incident the night might have in store, Suddenly there came a knocking, As of someone roughly socking, On my temples, rudely clocking, pounding through my skull’s front door, “Tis’ a vicious, vile headache...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Is Your Avatar Depressed? A Second-McCosh Quiz

1. Is your Avatar depressed? Yes/No If yes, skip questions 2- 15 2. Are your Avatar’s dreams pleasant or unpleasant? a. None of the time b. Some of the time c. Most of the time d. All of the time 3. How many times in the past two weeks has your Avatar thought about teleporting to hell? Second 3....
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Prefab[ulous] Extension Requests

Brought to you by Tiger Magazine* If you’re like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks ago ready to kick academic ass. By the second week, though, most remember that Princeton can be challenging. By the third they realize it is actually kind of hard. Damn hard, in fact. By the fifth...
November 1st, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Snapshots of Princeton – September 2007

Bill Frist comes to Princeton “And can you point out for the court the person or persons responsible?” “So what’s your thesis topic going to be?” “If anybody else has promising ideas they’d like to see destroyed, just let me know.”
September 25th, 2007 | Snapshots | Read More

PU Junior Arrested for Lewd Conduct in Brown Hall Bathroom

Footsy or Entrapment? PRINCETON, NJ — On Saturday Princeton University student Craig Larry, ’09, was arrested by Public Safety for signaling his desire for sex with the occupant of the adjacent stall. The police report claims that Larry peered into the stall, then nudged the undercover officer’s...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Last-Minute Course Offerings

AAS 499/AFS 499/AMS 499/ANT 499/AOS 499/APC 499/ARA 499/ARC 499/ART 499/AST 499/ATL 499/BCS 499/CEE 499/CHE 499/CHI 499/CHM 499/CHV 499/CLA 499/CLG 499/COM 499/COS 499/CWR 499/CZE 499/DAN 499/EAP 499/EAS 499/ECO 499/ECS 499/EEB 499/EGR 499/ELE 499/ENG 499/ENV 499/EPS 499/FIN 499/FRE 499/FRS 499/GEO...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

OIT Unveils Matchmaking Service, Tentatively Titled “SCORE”

It was an exciting moment on February 14th 2007 that saw “Someone Has a Crush on You” in inboxes all over campus — and it was just the beginning. In light of its recent success, OIT, which pioneered the development of Crushmaster is unveiling a new web based program aimed at facilitating...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Dear Roommate from Freshman Year,

Greetings! How was your summer? I had a wonderful time at home with my family and friends thousands and thousands of miles away from you. Tragically, summer comes to an end as we prepare to return to campus. I am very excited to go back to Princeton and hang out with my friends from last year. I expect...
September 25th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More