America’s Sexiest Currently Tenured Ivy League Presidents

Christina Paxson (Brown University) A young, spry, 55 year-old seductress, Christina Paxson was elected the 19th President of Brown University back in 2012. And ever since then, Brown’s balmy Rhode Island campus has…

The Word

Dr. Lee’ s authoritative, yet kind gaze soothed me. “Go on,” he encouraged. “You’ve made so much progress. Say the words. You can do it.” My mouth felt like a seagull, tongue leaden with British Petroleum. I…


Everything You Wanted To Know About Clubs at Princeton

  Q: So how do I go about joining a club? A: Good question. We recommend starting by attending the Activities Fair in the fall. As you will soon discover, Princeton is an…


The Tiger Guide to Ivy League Winter Fashion

Looking for the hottest styles to wear during the cold months ahead? Look no further.


Courses That Would Actually Be An Easy-A

Some of the so-called “Easy-A” courses at Princeton are simply too hard. We here at Tiger Mag recognize this serious problem and are here to help. Below you will find some prospective courses…


Princeton Student Overcomes Odds, Gets Job Offer from Bain

“I honestly cannot believe it,” says Douglas, a student in the Operations Research and Financial Engineering department. “This is the greatest day of my life.”

Confused looking man


Ever wanted to find out? Take this quiz! Do you ever? Sometimes I never ever Once, but I don’t like talking about it I always Do you speak? I speak for a living…

Dorm Masturbating

Freshman Excited to Live in Same Room Where Renowned Physicist Did Some of His Most Notable Masturbating

Listening gleefully to the Sunday morning carillon bells at the Graduate College, first year physics student Marc Flauverat moved his belongings into the dorm room where Nobel Prize-winning physicist Clinton Davisson did some…

Honor Code

I’m Pretty Sure the Honor Code Doesn’t Say Anything About an Honest Mistake Between Two Cousins

  As a Princeton student, I take great pride in my adherence to the University Honor Code. In the past, I’ve looked to “Rights, Rules, Responsibilities” for insights on everything from lab research…

No Halloween

Student Accidentally Refers to Princetoween as “Halloween” in Precept, Forced to Drop Class

On Tuesday, Jeremy Briggs ’19 took a fatal misstep during a precept for PSY/GSS 329, Psychology of Gender, when he accidentally referred to Princetoween as “Halloween.” According to classmate Maddie Klein ’17, it…

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